Lieutenant Celery

Lieutenant Celery is a high-ranking junior officer in the Camo Shoe Club. According to our "propaganda-free" recruitment brochure:

"Lieutenant Celery – This prominent junior officer is well on his way to rising through the ranks. He commands his squad of Slice and Rock above and beyond the line of duty of the Camo Shoe Club. He rose through the ranks of the Camo Shoe Club from a corporal all the way to the rank of First Lieutenant. He has excelled greatly in designing and perfecting the Camo Shoe Club website, and has frequently Photoshopped images of the glorious Camo Shoe Club Flag."

Yes, this is 100% true. Not only has Celery done the above mentioned things, he has also created business cards and badges, hosted a number of violent parties, and much much more.

Enemy
Celery used to be an enemy of the Camo Shoe Club, especially when it was first founded. Celery and his small band of allies were beaten back again and again in the great Four Square wars. The Camo Shoe Club, consisting of three members at the time, was nearly invincible in the Four Square battlefield. However, they had a weakness. When one member fell, the other two were soon after crushed, possibly due to a moral drop or the fact that they could only function with three men on the battlefield at any given time. This continued for a long time, until around October 2008, where Celery officially joined the Camo Shoe Club.

Recruitment
Celery was considered an "on and off" honorary member for quite a while before officially joining, but half of the time the Camo Shoe Club and him were at ends as it was. One day, though, Celery wished to join, and after a bunch of stuff happened that no one remembers, he became a member as a Corporal and was eventually placed in command of the new members Rock and Slice, who were privates at the time. In the Four Square court, the members were as strong as ever, and the Camo Shoe Club rarely suffered defeat. In fact, they were so good on the battlefield, Celery himself intentionally got himself out by backhanding the ball as hard as he could in a random direction.

Random Facts

 * The brown jacket is called the "Llama," and originally Celery disliked the name.


 * Celery is the one who possesses the camera used to film Camo Shoe Club videos.


 * Celery plays a zombie in the Zombie videos.


 * Celery and Moose can commonly be seen attacking each other.


 * Celery is part of the 9/10's of the Camo Shoe Club that possess glasses.


 * Celery was the one who admitted and expelled the user "Avok ."
 * Celery is a member of both the Gnozi and the Gramstoppo subgroups.