The Moosecave

The Moosecave is a subterrainean lair which belongs to Not-As-High-As-Snipe moose Moosington. It consists of fake wood flooring and a low ceiling. For the comfort of its inhabitants, a refrigerator with nothing of use, a dirty couch, and a table covered in other people's trash is provided. Due to being built by dirty hippies, the climate of the Moosecave is hot in the spring and summer months while remaining hot in the winter and autumn months.

The Data Array
The vast resources of the Data Array include two mostly functioning computers, a record player, some paper-related things, a PlayStation 2, and a TV with cable.

Useful things
Aside from the Data Array and the excessive heat, the only useful things in the Moosecave are some fancy poisonous lightbulbs, a pencil sharpener, and some chunks of iron.